vvaddles:

when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where
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carnivour:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.

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theonion:

Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God?

meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

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at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be


ねえねえ雷蔵

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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nonbinarykirkland:

survivors telling other survivors to “get the fuck over it” more like get the fuck away from me you steaming pile of shit

bnhowrd:

The bay in Seattle. I am in love. Please don’t delete the caption. Thank you, danke, arigatō, and gracias.

fruitcrocs:

finally, a service i can make use of

fruitcrocs:

finally, a service i can make use of

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roachpatrol:

boobsmcbalrog:

I have spent tens of thousands of dollars on art school. This lets me know I’m doing something good with my choices.

what the fuck. what the fuck? art school should have paid you tens of thousands of dollars. what the heck. 

cybuggin:

one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

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